Paparazzi Catch Brad Pitt Changing and His Reaction Is Unforgettable!

Posted on by Paul

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Paparazzi caught Brad Pitt in the act of changing out of his bathing suit and Brad was not pleased. Apparently Brad’s lawyers were able to suppress the release of the photos, but here are some images of what his face might have looked like when he noticed the invasion of privacy.

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Hurt.
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Hurt and surprised.
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Surprised and distraught.
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Distraught and enraged.
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Distraught and disgusted with himself for what he is about to do.
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Vinegar strokes.
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Sad vinegar strokes.
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Surprised and Benicio Del Toro.
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Sad and embarrassed about being seen in an emotional state and overwhelmed with guilt that he couldn’t prevent the horrible thing that happened.
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Withholding amusement.
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Genuinely not amused.

Some people say that celebrities deserve to have their lives made public because they have chosen a life of fame. I think this is a ridiculous notion, as celebrities are not typically responsible for choosing anything. They are told what to say and how to dress and any level of fame they achieve is really just a bit of luck and a lot of marketing. I think celebrities deserve to have their privacy invaded because they don’t realize they aren’t extraordinary, and reducing them to the level of wild animals on the savannah, undeserving of basic courtesy, is one way we can bring them down to our level. It’s all about balance. That said, I absolutely refuse to look at those leaked nude pics from hacked celebrity phones. Put some photoshop on. You look gross!

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